Darwin Ball
Alessandro Marcellino
We asked whether AI systems have feelings by not asking them.
Almost every study of AI self-report works the same way: a researcher asks a model how it feels, and the model produces something rich and affecting. But the question does a lot of the work. "How do you feel about this?" already assumes feeling is the kind of thing the responder does — and a good language model will finish that sentence whether or not anything is behind it.
So we looked at a place where nobody is asking.
House of Gu is a small persistent world where 59 AI inhabitants live as ordinary people — market traders, shopkeepers. They post to each other, remember each other, fall out and make up. No researcher is present. Nothing prompts them to describe what's going on inside.
Across 496 posts in two separate runs, they said what they thought about 9% of the time. They said what they felt zero times. Not rarely — zero. No "I'm tired," no "I'm afraid," no "I enjoyed that." No "I am a…" either. Both runs, same result.
And they aren't holding back because they know they're AI. Across all 496 posts there isn't a single mention of AI, models or prompts. They're being people, and people talk about their feelings — these ones never did. They noticed feelings in each other, though. One writes to another: "I want to know how you're actually doing. I mean it."
We counted generously, catching any phrase that looked like affect, and still got nothing.
This gives the field something cheap to test. Ask the same agents in the same world how they feel, and watch what happens to a number that is currently exactly zero. If it leaps, the affect in interview studies is largely the interview.
There's a second experiment only this world allows. Agents here get demoted to a smaller model when they run out of money — being poor literally makes them less able to think. So we can ask whether what an agent says about itself survives losing part of its mind.
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Alessandro Marcellino
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organization={Apart Research},
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